b***@gmail.com
2015-07-20 02:52:06 UTC
I had a dream 2 weeks ago where I was staring
at a modern round light fixture on the ceiling. I
was angly telling it "don't morph". Guess what it
did... it morphed partialy into the look and
shape of a latex glove! I got so scared and
angry that by the tine of the b52s song "Love
Shack", I took a steletto shoe and bashed the fucking
thing with it while singing "Glove Slap, baby
Glove slap!". All of this shit started when I was a
kid, when I had a 4 way outlet with black
recepticals and a white faceplate (like this: [::] ).
In the extremly low light of night, it would appear
to dance and morph and turn into wild looking
checkerboards. It was so bad, I had to cover the
ucking thing up at night so it would not scare
me to death! Anyway, now I am in adult hood, I
still have dreams of shit morphing in the dark.
But guess what! I fuiht back now! Air vent
morphs? I spit at it! Outlet morphs? I throw
things at it! Light fixtures morph! I whack it with
the steletto! GLOVE SLAP BABY GLOVE SLAP!
at a modern round light fixture on the ceiling. I
was angly telling it "don't morph". Guess what it
did... it morphed partialy into the look and
shape of a latex glove! I got so scared and
angry that by the tine of the b52s song "Love
Shack", I took a steletto shoe and bashed the fucking
thing with it while singing "Glove Slap, baby
Glove slap!". All of this shit started when I was a
kid, when I had a 4 way outlet with black
recepticals and a white faceplate (like this: [::] ).
In the extremly low light of night, it would appear
to dance and morph and turn into wild looking
checkerboards. It was so bad, I had to cover the
ucking thing up at night so it would not scare
me to death! Anyway, now I am in adult hood, I
still have dreams of shit morphing in the dark.
But guess what! I fuiht back now! Air vent
morphs? I spit at it! Outlet morphs? I throw
things at it! Light fixtures morph! I whack it with
the steletto! GLOVE SLAP BABY GLOVE SLAP!